先生 你额头有朝天骨 眼里有灵光 Sir, you were born with angel's bones, your eyes show holy light.
仙人转世 神仙下凡 我终于等到你了 You're a saint descended to earth. I've found you at last.
别动 虽然我泄露了天机 灾劫难免 可这是我命中注定 Don't go away.Though I'm revealing heaven's secret and will suffer,it's just my destiny.
就算我要冒天大的危险 我也要给你看一个全相 Even if it is more risky, I have to tell you your whole fortune.
先生 Sir...
麻烦给我来一碗杂碎面 An assorted noodle, please.
碱水面没有过冷水 所以面里面全是碱水味 Since the noodle hasn't been rinsed in cold water, it tastes like alkaline.
鱼丸也没有鱼味 And the fish balls are tasteless, too.
但是你为了掩饰 特别加上了咖喱汁 想把它做成咖喱鱼丸 You cook them as curry fish ball in order to cover this drawback.
但这样做 你太天真了 因为你煮的时间不够 But it's naive for you to do all this,as the woking time was not long enough.
咖喱的味道只在表面上 完全没进到里面去 The curry flavor only stays outside.
放进汤里面鱼丸却被冲淡了 The soup washes the taste away.
好好的一颗咖喱鱼丸 The curry fish ball now becomes tasteless,
让你做得是既没有鱼味又没有咖喱味 neither fish nor curry.
失败 That's a failure!
萝卜没挑过 筋太多 失败 You haven't selected the turnip. Too much fiber. A failure.
猪皮煮得太烂 没咬头 失败 The pig skin is overcooked. A failure.
猪血又烂西西的 一夹就散 失败中的失败 The pig blood is too soft. A failure, too.
最惨的就是大肠了 This pig colon is the worst.
里面根本没洗干净 还有陀屎 你有没有搞错啊 It's not properly washed. You can find shit inside. How come?
喂 有陀屎耶 Hey, shit!
喂 有陀屎 你看到了没有啊 Hey, shit, hey.
喂 有陀屎 Hey, shit.
拿纸巾擦擦吧 Just wipe it off.
你还真幽默啊 我是不是到处去宣传你面里面有屎呢 How about I promote that?"We can find shit in your food."
那又怎么样啊 Nothing special.
既然是杂碎面嘛 有几块屎算得了什么啊 This is assorted noodle!
２３块５ - $23.5
你给我啊 - You're paying me?
说了那么久 你就干脆给我３０块钱让我看医生好了 You'd better give me $30 for me to see a doctor.
给点面子嘛 怎么说我也是食神啊 Please respect me at least. I'm the God of Cookery.
食神 - The God of Cookery?
食神啊 - The God of Cookery.
你额有朝天骨 眼有灵光 You were born with angel's bones, your eyes show holy light.
仙人转世 神仙下凡 我终于等到你啦 You're a saint descended to earth. I've found you at last.
我神仙在这地区是鼎鼎有名的 用得着你说吗 臭婆娘 I'm pretty famous in this district.You needn't say, bitch.
喂 我混口饭吃 用不着这么臭我吧 Hey, I'm only making a living.You needn't hurt me by saying so.
臭婆娘 - Bitch.
臭男人 - Bastard.
- 臭婆娘… - 臭男人 - Bitch... - Bastard...
全港至尊名厨大赛 现在开始 Competition of the Supreme Chef of HK is now starting.
有请我们今晚的评判 Let's have the honor of our judge tonight,
食神 This's…the God of Cookery.
食神首先品尝的就是大龙凤酒楼的总厨 The God of Cookery will taste our first entry--
戴龙师傅的皇帝炒饭 King's Fried Rice prepared by Tai Long from Lung Fung Restaurant.
好 竟然能够把米放在基围虾里面来蒸熟 Good, you managed to steam the rice stuffed inside a shrimp
再用整只极品鲍鱼榨汁 加上极品官燕来炒 and seasoned it with First Class abalone juice,then fried it with bird's nest.
表面上看起来呢…是平凡无奇的炒饭 At first glance, this is common fried rice.
其实是金雕细琢 高深莫测 But in fact, it shows the highest technique.
不愧是有炒王的称号 You deserve to be called the King of Frying.
可惜 水份太多 饭粒太软影响口感 However, the vaporized water made the rice too soft.
没想到你连炒饭最基本的常识都不懂 You've ignored the most basic technique of frying rice.
要用隔夜饭来炒啊 炒王 You must use over-night rice for frying rice, King of Frying.
０分 Your rank: zero!
接着要品尝的就是锦江饭店大厨 The next entry is Multi-Fish,
刘三师父的锦绣多味鱼 cooked by Lau Sam of Kam Kong Restaurant.
哇 wa
竟然用到苏眉头 星斑背 三刀腩 The ingredients include somei, garoupa, and three other fish,
鲤鱼身 奀哥尾 来重新拼成一条鱼 then reshaped as a whole fish--
还要一边蒸 一边炸 每一种鱼还有两种吃法 one side to be steamed and the other to be deep-fried.
一共有十种不同的味道 这条鱼就像 Each kind of fish receives two flavors. Altogether, ten different flavors.This fish is really...
就像受了辐射污染一样 看了我都想呕吐了 It's like being radiated. I just want to vomit.
你还叫我吃啊 You want me to eat this?
０分 回家好好反省反省 Your rank: zero. Go home and review yourself.
- 我… - ０分 回家好好反省反省 - I-- - You're so dumb.Not dumb.
你就是多了块鱼 You made extra fish.
不是多了块鱼 是多余啊 你啊 not extra fish，you are extra
你根本就是多余啊 你 You-- You extra.
马上要品尝的就是御善坊陈东师傅的素菜金缕佛衣 The next entry is Golden Robe by Chan Tung of Royal Restaurant.
这道素菜的材料变化丰富 刀功精细 造型突出 This vegetarian dish shows the cutting techniques.
连最难雕的豆腐都让你雕得十分精细 How long did you spend carving the bean curd?
雕了多少啊 One whole day.
雕了一整天了 But you know it's become pungent.
那你还真是屌啊 都臭了 闻到了没有啊 Can't you smell that?
闻到了… Yes, I do.
不过这个菜主要是要显示我快刀手的雕功嘛 But this dish mainly shows my fast carving skills.
麻烦你伸出你的左手 Please show us your left hand.
突出你的中指 And now your middle finger.
快刀手 我看是专切手 You've cut your finger, Fast Chopper.
０分 Terrific!
现在只剩下五羊酒家大厨杨震天这道乾坤烧鹅了 Now, the remaining entry is Secret Roast Goose by Yeung Chun Tin of Five Rams Restaurant.
看来本季冠军非他莫属了 It's seems he'll surely get the championship title.
凉透了 ０分 收工 It's already cold. Your rank: zero.
等等 - Finished. - Hold it.
既然是乾坤烧鹅 当然是内有乾坤啦 Since it's called Secret Roast Goose, there must be some secret.
其实只吃里面的禾花雀 In fact, we only eat the paddy birds inside.
这个禾花雀不仅吸收了烧鹅的香味 Those paddy birds have absorbed
而且保温 这个时候吃…刚刚好 the flavor of the goose, and have been keeping warm.It's perfect to eat them now.
每一个细节我都考虑到了 I've taken every detail into account.
食神 我想你没话可说了吧 God of Cookery, what have you to complain about now?
精彩呀 本届的至尊名厨终于诞生了 Great! The Supreme Cook of HK is born now.
等一等 Hold it.
还是０分 - His rank is still zero.
喂 不可能的吧…啊 - What?No way.
为什么何 Why?
因为太丑了 It's too ugly.
不可能的 我的禾花雀是百中挑一的 Impossible! I've specially selected the paddy birds.
无论身材 相貌都是一等一的 They're all pretty and tasty.
我指的不是禾花雀 我指的是阁下 I don't mean the paddy birds. I mean you.
说我丑 I'm ugly?
喂 我丑不丑关菜什么事啊 What's that got to do with my appearance?
有事 试问见到阁下尊容 谁还有胃口来吃东西呢 Sure. How can I have an appetite when I see your appearance?
所以我连看都不敢看你 Therefore, I dare not look at you.
难道丑也有罪啊 But being ugly is not a fault.
有罪 作为一个厨师 当然应该考虑到顾客最细微的心理 Sure.Being a chef, you must be considerate for the guests.
就好比演三级片的女明星都要去隆乳来取悦观众 Even female stars in porn movies must get plastic surgery on their busts.
你还有点潜力 不过先整过容再说 Though you have potential, you need surgery on your face first.
麻烦你们把他手拿开啊 Please pull his hands away.
想不到食神对菜的要求是这么得严格 I never expected the God of Cookery to be so demanding.
究竟要怎么样才能烧出一个无懈可击的菜呢 How can we make a totally perfect dish?
其实厨艺之道 最重要就是…一个字 When talking about cooking, we depend on one word.
这道彩虹鲜花拔丝 是我送给大家的甜品 This Rainbow with Flowers is my dessert for you tonight.
是个心字啊 And the word is "heart."
没错 只有用心才能做出最好的菜 Right. We must rely on our heart to make the perfect dish.
太好吃啦～～～ Very delicious!
他高傲 但是宅心仁厚 He's proud, yet humble at the same time.
他谦虚 但是受万人敬仰 He tries not to be famous, but is admired by everybody.
他可以把神赐给人类的火 运用得出神入化 He's made good use of fire, the gift to humans from God.
可以烧出堪称火之艺术的超级菜式 He can make super dishes, the real art of fire.
他究竟是神仙的化身 还是地狱的使者 Is he an angel from heaven?Or is he Satan from hell?
没人知道 No one will know.
但是可以肯定 每一个人都给他一个称号 But one thing is certain.Everyone addresses him as
食神 the God of Cookery.
你说我是神仙的化身不就好了吗 You only need to say I'm an angel from heaven.
你干嘛说我是什么地狱的使者 地狱关我什么鸟事啊 Why say I'm Satan from hell?Is hell related to me?
我想给你加点神秘感嘛 I wanted to add a little bit of mystery to you.
你想 那什么时候轮得到我想 You wanted to do what? Have you considered me?
神秘感 我神你老母 画面一黑 灯泡一打下来 "A little bit of mystery." Damn you!
就把你这个王八蛋打得跟鬼一样了 这样子你还嫌不够神秘感 A darkened screen with a spotlight on you so that you look like a ghost.Don't you think that's mystery enough?
我现在不是拍恐怖片呀 大哥 I'm not shooting horrible movies, man.
导演安排的 But the director wants that.
你找人去把那个导演给我干掉 Hire an assassin to kill that director,
然后再找个人把你也给我干掉 and then you.
就是有这种废物导演 再加上你这个废物司仪 With such a rubbish director and such a lousy MC as you...
你们两个刚好配合起来 这不是要存心整我吗 你到底是不是要耍我啊 You both conspire to play me a fool.Are you playing me a fool?
- 对不起 我保证下次再也不会这样了 - 废物 Sorry. I promise to write the script properly next time.
- 你真是废物啊 - 我马上去改好它 - Rubbish. You're useless. - I'll go and fix it at once.
记着啊 你是个废物 不准你用走的 你给我用滚的去 Remember, you're no more than garbage.Roll back home immediately.
各位师傅 辛苦了 My dear fellows,you've all done a great job.
应该的 - We should. - It's our duty.
- 戴师傅啊 哎…别这么说 别这么说 - 我学到了 食神 - Mr. Tai. - We all understand that, God of Cookery.
刘师傅 谢谢你 It's my pleasure. Mr. Lau, thanks.
- 跟你学习嘛 - 刘师傅 谢谢你 I learn a lot from you.
多了几块鱼 再多几块鱼啊 I should do this.You made extra fish.
我练了很久了 多余嘛 How long have you practiced? Extra fish.
有什么需要帮忙的跟我们说就行啦啊 - Just tell us if you need any help.
唉 一定…没问题的… - Sure, I will.
我们要谢谢你给的大红包啊 Thanks for your commission.
你知道收了我的红包啊 You know you've taken my commission?
你知道我会给你钱是吧 You know you've take my money, right?
那你还叫得像杀猪的一样 You shouldn't shout that so loudly there.
我已经很认真得大声说了 I was so absorbed in announcing it.
大声叫不一定就是好啊 杨师傅 Mr. Yeung, shouting doesn't mean good acting.
尤其像你最后那句“太好吃啦” 那句叫得有多硬多假啊 You shouted that "very delicious" ironically and derisively.
谁听了都知道你在演戏啊 你到底有没有职业道德啊 Even a blind person knows you're only acting.
我当时吃着你做的水晶胶和双氧水啊 I was sucking on the acrylic and dioxide solution.
当然是水晶胶跟双氧水啦 事前不就告诉过你了吗 Of course the acrylic and dioxide solution.How else could I write that out?
你早就知道这件事情啦 You should know this stuff well.
- 的确很难忍嘛 - 当然难忍啦 - It's a really hard work. - Sure, it is.
就是因为难忍才叫你忍嘛 你还敢给我顶嘴 You're to take up this hard task. How dare you challenge me?
你以为你真有本事啊 You think you're really capable?
有本事就是你站在这边训我 而不是我站在这边训你啦 你真是蠢到家了 If you were capable, you'd be standing in my position right now.
要是换作我两年前的脾气啊 我一脚就把你踹到下面马路上去 You're so foolish.If you get on my nerves, I'll kick you down there.
再把你挂到皇后巷广场上鞭尸啊 你这个蠢货 I'll hang up your dead body in Statue Square.
马上给我含着烟头站在墙角上去 喊“太好吃啦” Suck these cigarettes butts and say, "Very delicious."
喊到我满意为止 Say it until I ask you to stop.
对不起 食神 我们先走啦… Boss, sorry to bother you, but we would like to leave now.
- 好…谢谢啊…谢谢啊… - 不好意思啊… All right. Thanks.
告诉你啊 ２３８５有多少就买进多少 Tell you, buy as much as you have 2385
真的啊 告诉你啊 ２３８５有多少就买进多少 Really, tell you, buy as much as you have 2385
- 就这样啦 - 我知道了 -That's it-I see
你的大快乐涨了那么多 你怎么都不告诉我呢 Your share has risen. Why didn't you inform me?
是吗 我不知道啊 我发誓 我真是不知道 Has it?I really didn't know, I swear.
喂 先谈点生意 Let's talk business first.
我有生意呢…想借助你大名 I have a new product. I want to make use of your fame.
看能不能合作 - I'll see if we can agree.
方便碗面 - Instant Cup Noodle.
Maggie Maggie.
现在市场上流行的方便面有５３种 There are 53 kinds of instant cup noodles in the market,Cup noodle gets a share of 33%.
一年的营业额有１３亿 方便碗面占其中的百分之３３ with annual sales of $1.3 billion. Very keen competition indeed.
竞争很大 - Good packaging.
包装不错 - My nephew is in charge of it.
是我侄子负责搞的 他很崇拜你啊 He admires you very much.
Benbry 叫史提芬哥啊 - Richard, greet Mr. Stephen.
史提芬哥 - Mr. Stephen.
笨Ｂ 名字不错 一定受过高等教育喽 Richard, you must had higher education.
是呀 美国哈…佛大学 Har-Harvard University of USA.
美…国哈佛大学啊 Har-Harvard University of USA.
还有啊 英国剑…剑桥大学 And Cam-Cambridge University.
英国剑…剑桥大学 Cam-Cambridge University.
双硕士学位 Double master's degrees.
我先讲讲这个产品的设计 Let me explain the design of this product.
你干什么 你走过来干什么 What are you doing?Why did you come over here?
在讲你就站那边讲 这是你站的地方吗 Go on speaking over there. You are not to stand here.
你哪里人啊 - Where's your homeland?
潮州 - Chiu Chow.
捅你娘阿婆…你懂不懂规矩啊 Damn you. Don't you have any manners?
还双硕士学位 我看你是吃屎学位吧 You said you have master's degrees?Is bastard's degree more appropriate?
你走过去干什么啊 人家叫你吃屎呀 你听到没有 Why did you go to that side?He called you a bastard, do you hear?
唉 算了…不要吓他 Okay, don't scare the kid.
该这样嘛 这个侄子我不教训 谁来教训他 If I don't teach him, who will?
你镇静一点啊 手不要发抖啊 Keep calm, don't tremble.
来…乖 来…噜…笑一个 笑一个 来 Be good. Smile.
你这碗面里面的鱼丸好像差了点儿 The fish balls seem a bit lousy.
松垮垮 没什么弹性啊 They're not elastic at all.
这是吃的 要弹力干什么 打乒乓球啊 Why must they be elastic inside the stomach?It's not for ping pong.
谁说…不可以…打乒乓球呢 Why not for ping pong?
还蛮有弹力的 So they're pretty elastic after all.
来…喝酒啦 坏蛋 Come on, drink it, asshole.
坏蛋 Asshole.
这件事你要有兴趣啊 随时找我 You can come any time if you have interest.
赴汤蹈火 - I'll try my best to help you.
上刀山 下油锅 - I'll do whatever I can to help you.
- 好兄弟 - 好兄弟 Good brother. Buddy.
真是好兄弟啊 - Really good buddies?
罩着我啊 大哥 - You must help me.
靠你了 大哥 喝个交杯 I'm counting on you. Let's toast.
来… come...
喂 Hi
有批牛肉很便宜 有兴趣就打这个电话 I've got good bargain beef.Call this number if you want it.
便宜的鲍鱼你怎么不给我 But why won't you give me benefits on abalone?
劳驾劳驾 请让让…让让让让…对不起…对不起啊 Excuse me. Make way.
耽误大家一点会儿啊 耽误大家一点会儿 Sorry to bother you.
我叫唐牛 是中国厨艺训练学院第１０５届的毕业生 I'm Bull Tong,graduate of the Chinese Cookery Academy.
我烧的菜很好吃啊 I can cook delicious dishes.
是啊 烧得菜烧得好 要饭要到老 Right. Good cooks always end up as beggars.
你哪请来的这个傻蛋啊 You've hired so much garbage. No way.
大哥 我不认识他 这不是你的人吗 Don't you know him? Isn't he your staff?
肥牛 你哪个部门啊 Fat Bull, which department are you from?
我没有部门 自个来的 I'm just passing by.What?
食神 我真很仰慕你 I do admire you, God of Cookery.
所以来看看 你可不可以给我个机会 I was just wondering if you would give me a chance.
要不然你让我干什么都行啊 Maybe you can hire me as an assistant.
哇靠…你这个老母 Damn you!
- 保安 - 干嘛 - Security. - What do you want?
- 抓他啊 - 我让你抓他了吗 - Catch him? - I didn't say that.
你真的很想跟我啊 You really want to follow me?
是呀 你让我干什么都行啊 Yes. You can ask me to do whatever you like.
你马上到电梯口拉泡屎给我看看 Take a big dump in front of the elevator now.
好了 这胖子真不错 This fatty is hard-working.
明天早上九点钟 到４１楼找Amy Contact Amy on the 41st floor tomorrow at 9.
喂 不是吧 Are you serious?
怎么 我喜欢啊 I like that.
喜欢干就干 这就是权力啦 Doing whatever you like proves your power.
…谢谢 Thanks.
谢谢… I must thank you.
非常感谢 thank you so much.
哇！ Ow!
发生什么事儿啦 - What are you doing?
什么事儿啊 - What's going on?
老板今晚留在这儿吃饭 我给他拿错了瓶红酒 The boss is dining here, so I brought him a bottle of red wine.
他正在发脾气 He's losing his temper right now.
那你拿错了哪一瓶啊 Which wine did you deliver?
他要８２年的 - He wants an '82.
这瓶就是８２年的喽 - This is an '82.
我拿成８３年的了 I gave him an '83.
还不赶快拿上去给他 - Go take this to him at once.
对呀 对呀 - Yes.
快去啊 快…快点去… You go.
老板 ８２年的红酒 Boss, this is a bottle '82.
你肚子饿不饿啊 Are you hungry?
坐下来吃点东西啊 Sit down and eat something.
怎么会这样啊 Why?
其实我这个人并不坏 我很有同情心的 I'm indeed a kind man. I do have sympathy.
只是你们对我不了解 快点吃 You can never guess what I'll do next.Go on eating.
到底怎么回事儿啊 Why this now?
当着你的面已经跟你说得很清楚了 I tell you, you can never guess what I'll do next.
说你们根本不了解我 快点吃啊 Just keep eating.
一次就够了 还要再来啊 Once is enough. You can't fool me a second time.
哇 这样就让你猜到我要再来一次 I won't let you guess.
那我还有什么面子啊 那怎么得了啊 I won't fool you again, no way.
是呀 我真是太傻啦 Yes, I'm really a nut.
我真是猜不透你啊 I really can't figure out what you're going to do next.
面对面跟你说了好几次了 I've told you twice already.
让你们这些笨蛋猜到 If you can guess,
那我就不是食神了 I wouldn't be called the God of Cookery.
食神好棒 The God of Cookery is great.
那还用说 当然啦 Of course! I'll surely win!
食神好棒啊 The God of Cookery is great!
（告诉你……） （作生意是要技巧是有窍门的 你听清楚了啊 ） (Tell you...) (To do business is to have skills and tricks, you heard clearly)
（台子要多窄有多窄） Get some narrow tables
（凳子要多小有多小） and small chairs
（顾客不舒服就不要让他舒服） （吃完了弹了屁股他就会走） so that customers can't sit comfortably,and they'll leave as soon as possible after eating.
（吸管要多粗有多粗 冰块要多大有多大） Get the thickest straws and biggest ice-cubes.
（一杯喝完了他会再喝第二杯） Then they can finish the drinks quickly and buy more.
（你是不是新来的啊 这还要我教啊 ） Are you a newcomer? Do you need me to teach you?
（你别光傻了站在这儿听我 快去干事儿啊 ） Not flexible at all, asshole.
周先生 可以剪彩了 - Mr. Chow, the ceremony may begin now.
好 来 - Good, let's begin.
准备好没有…准备好没有 Are you ready?
预备…好 Yes.
财源滚滚 Congratulation
来… Thank You Making big money.
大家进去吃东西啊 Please help yourselves to some snacks.
你的分店正开在我大快乐的对面 Your branch opens opposite my cafe again.
- 可真够兄弟啊 - 够不够朋友啊 - You respect me so much! - Aren't I friendly enough?
哎呦 坏蛋 Asshole!
周先生… 哎呦 坏蛋 - Mr. Chow, Asshole!
哎 谢谢… - Thanks.
周先生 恭喜你…恭喜你得奖啊 哎 谢谢… - Mr. Chow, congratulations. - Thanks. Drink more.
再过一会儿有个粉丝来跟你献花 接着就上台 A fan will present you with flowers, then you'll get on stage.
你说什么 有粉丝给我献花 谁想出来的主意啊 Who's so clever as to get a fan to present flowers?
不是请的 真是你的粉丝 We didn't hire her. She's really your fan.
啊 - What?
女学生 斯斯文文的 等你很久了 - Female student, nice and gentle.- She's been waiting for you so long.
啊 - Has she?
你好 怎么这么凑啊 What a coincidence!
唉 Hey,
哇 你好 怎么这么凑啊 Hey, what a coincidence!
哼 Hey,
怎么那么巧啊 你好吗 what-- what a coincidence! how are you
哎 喝…呵呵呵… Hey,
怎么那么巧啊 What a coincidence.
嗨 Hey,
这么巧啊 What a coincidence.
掰掰 Byebye
- 周先生… - 怎么回事儿啊 Mr. Chow... what's the matter
献花了 - Time to present flowers.
好了 好了 我知道 - Yeah, I know.
- 可以吗 - 可以了 可以了 - Can we start now? - I'm waiting on you.
食神 God of Cookery!
有飞碟呀 Hey! UFO!
好了 各位 Dear guests,
为了庆祝我们第５０间分店开张 the celebration for the opening of our 50th branch
我们特别推出了一个新的套餐 is starting now.
时辰选好啦 可以请灶君进厨房啦 We've selected the time.We now invite the Kitchen God into the kitchen.
现在呢我趁还有一点点时间 Since we have some spare time,
想给大家特别介绍一下唐朝新推出的 we'll now introduce a new course to you.
刻骨铭心初恋金银情侣套餐 "Deep First Love Gold Silver Lovers Main Course."
孔子和耶苏都说过“初恋无限美” Even Confucius and Jesus said, "First love is wonderful."
所以我特别选这个题材 再加上高贵的材料 So we chose this theme by using the best ingredients.
每个套餐只卖９９块９毛９ １００块都不到 可怜啊 The price for this course is only $99.99.
随餐再送你印花１个 只要集满５个印花 A bonus stamp is issued for every meal.If you collect five bonus stamps,
再加９９块９毛９ 就可以换到刻骨铭心的骨头项链坠子 you can redeem a "Love Bone" pendant for the price of $99.99.
这个坠子因为经过我食神的开光 As I have blessed this pendant,
所以对于年轻人谈恋爱 有妙不可言的功效 it really helps young lovers with their first love.
加上印度神油一起用 更是如虎添翼啊 It's even more effective with the help of alcohol.
现在请食神示范套餐的泡制过程 Let's have the honor of the God of Cookery demonstrate how to prepare this course.
献丑是免不了的 要是做得不好呢…请大家不要见笑 Thanks, but please excuse me if I don't give a perfect show.
你要做不好…还称什么食神呢 If you don't give a perfect show, you won't be called the God of Cookery.
好啊…好啊…… Good.
首先我要重金礼聘一对热恋当中的猪 First, we must prepare a pair of piglets in love.
趁它们不注意抽它们的血 We shall drain their blood without their notification.
- 再用它们的血 - 也就是猪红喽 - We then make use of their blood-- - Pig blood.
是浓情化不开的猪红 The romantic blood.
怎么啦 见到同类的血你心里面有点不舒服是不是啊 What? You feel pity for your species?
然后我把它们的皮炸成金黄色 I then deep fry their skin until they become golden.
猪皮 - This is pig skin.
是情比金坚的炸猪皮 - True love pig skin.
猪皮就是猪皮啊 Just pig skin.
再将一生只恋爱过一次的 巴黎九棍鱼的鱼肉打成鱼丸 I then get the fish meat of Parisian Baguette.
再放在印度的感情咖喱上面 I'll place it over Sentimental Indian Curry.
咖喱鱼丸 Curry fish balls?
猪红 猪皮 鱼丸 那还有没有萝卜啊 Pig blood, pig skin, fish balls.Is there any turnip?
咳 你多什么嘴啊 这里用不着你 你给我出去招呼客人 None of your business!Go serve the guests.
说起来当然少不了代表天长地久的韩国野生萝卜 Of course we need some perennial Korean turnip
再加上一条荡气回肠的猪大肠 and a pig colon.
再铺在烟韧缠绵的面条上面 We then place it on some raw noodle.
就是一家团聚 成为了一碗街边的杂碎面 Mix all ingredients together, and there it is-- assorted noodle.
这碗面卖９９块９毛９ 过不过份啊 You charge $99.99 for this common noodle?Are you crazy?
不过… 一碗杂碎面能够做得这么好吃 也不容易 But it's not easy to prepare delicious assorted noodle at all.
因为越简单的东西是越难做的好吃 You know, the simple dish is hard to prepare.
所以喽 这个意义就在这里 Just like that.
好 我就尝尝你做的杂碎面 Okay, let me try your assorted noodle now.
咖哩鱼丸没鱼味 又没咖喱味 失败 The curry fish balls are tasteless. So is the curry.
猪皮煮得太烂 没嚼头 失败 The pig skin is overcooked. A failure.
猪红松扑扑的 一夹就散 失败 The pig blood is too soft. A failure, too.
萝卜没挑过 筋太多 失败 You haven't selected the turnip. Too much fiber. A failure.
最离谱的就是大肠 完全没有洗干净 This pig colon is the worst.
还有块屎 你有没有搞错啊 你 You can find shit inside.Are you mistaken?
到底我是食神还是你是食神啊 Are you performing a talk show?
你给我下台去吧 You're clever, but go back for a rest.
你这么做生意 有没有良心啊 You aren't a conscious businessman.
保安 保安 Security!
保安 Security!
这种骨头啊… 每天晚上我不知道在垃圾筒里面捡回多少 I pick up this kind of bone in the garbage bin every night.
你敢用它来卖钱 And you sell it at $100?
你这样骗顾客 我实在看不过去了 I cannot cheat customers the way you do.
我再也不会帮你做这种事了 I won't help you do this anymore.
你算什么食神啊 你懂不懂烧菜啊 What kind of God of Cookery are you?You know nothing but cheating customers.
你会不会拿铲子啊 你会不会拿刀啊 Can you really cook? Can you chop ingredients?
你帮我挡着 我走先… Take over. I'm leaving now.
人家问你的问题… He is asking you.
回答完了再走 Answer him before you leave.
什么 What?
你有种 Great!
你根本不配叫食神 You're not qualified to be called the God of Cookery.
我不会跟你一般见识 你省省力气吧 I won't argue with you here. Shut up.
你连在街边卖杂碎面都不够资格 You aren't even fit to sell assorted noodle in the street.
对不起 你已经不是本集团的人 You're no longer an employee of our corporation.
你再在这无理取闹 我就叫警察 I'll call the police if you keep up this bullshit.
你没有资格站在我面前说话 我才是食神 Who are you to talk in front of me? I'm the real God of Cookery.
你就连给我提鞋你都不够资格 You aren't good enough to clean my shoes, you bastard.
你想整我啊 我不怕你啊 来啊 来啊 Want to fool me?I'm not afraid! Come on!
我告诉你 相不相信我杀了你全家啊 I can kill your whole family.
你吓唬我没用的 You don't need to threaten me.
有个人在这儿捣乱 不准拍 Someone is messing around here. No photos.
有种你就拿起刀证明给大家看你会作菜 Do you dare take up a knife and cook something for us?
笨蛋 Are you saying
我不会 I can't cook?
身为一个厨师 你连拿刀的力量都没有 Being a chef, you don't even have the strength to hold a knife.
让我唐牛来教你 怎么样做一碗好的杂碎面 Let me teach you how to prepare a bowl of delicious assorted noodle.
杂碎面也要花心思的 一字记之曰“心” You must have the heart to cook.
我才是真正的食神 I'm the real God of Cookery.
我真的猜不透你啊 我真的猜不透你啊 I really can't figure out--I really can't figure out what you're going to do next.
我是中国厨艺训练学院第１０５届的毕业生 I'm a graduate of the Chinese Cookery Academy.
我烧的菜很好吃 很好吃 I can cook very well. I can really cook.
烧得菜烧得好 要饭要到老…要到老… Good cooks always end up as beggars.
食神好棒啊 烧得菜烧得好 要饭要到老…要到老… You're great, God of Cookery!
我才是真正的食神 I'm the real God of Cookery.
周先生 有５０几个客人 Mr. Chow, more than 50 customers fell ill
在你的餐厅吃了牛扒之后感到不适 after eating beef at your restaurant.
我们怀疑你用了英国走私牛肉 We suspect you use British beef to serve guests.
现在请你立刻跟我回去协助调查 We want you to assist us in our investigation now.
喂 有批牛肉很便宜 你要就打这个电话 I've got good bargain beef. Call this number if you want it.
台子要多窄有多窄 吸管要多粗有多粗 Small chairs and thick straws.
冰块要多大放多大 薯条炸得要多少有多少 Big ice-cubes and hot French fries
让小孩子吃了以后要多渴有多渴 so that the kids get thirsty after eating.
这些事你应该知道 不用我多说了 You should know this. Do you need me to teach you?
这样做对小朋友的健康…好像不太好吧 This will be bad for the children's health.
史提芬周以前除了训你之外 有没有打过你呀 Besides kicking you, did Stephen Chow beat you with his fists?
没有 No, he didn't.
去你的勒 没有
气死我了 别逼我啊 It gets on my nerves. Don't force me anymore.
我可是好人啊 I am a good guy.
把他抬走 Throw him out.
干杯 Cheers
萝卜没挑过 筋太多 失败 You haven't selected the turnip. Too much fiber. A failure.
猪皮煮得太烂 没咬头 失败 The pig skin is overcooked. A failure.
猪血又烂西西的 一夹就散 失败中的失败 The pig blood is too soft. A failure, too.
最惨的就是大肠啦 This pig colon is the worst.
里面都没洗干净 还有陀屎 你看到了没有啊 It's not properly washed. You can find shit inside. How come?
那又怎么样啊 既然是杂碎面…有几块屎算得了什么啊 This is assorted noodle. It's not strange to have shit inside.
算２３块８啦 - $23. 8
你给我啊 算２３块８啦 - You're paying me? $23. 8
哎呀 说了这么多干什么啊 你就给我３０块钱让我看医生好啦 You'd better give me $30 for me to see a doctor.
去 Please
给点面子嘛 怎么说我也是食神呐 Please respect me at least. I'm the God of Cookery.
食神 - The God of Cookery?
食神啊 - The God of Cookery.
不开玩笑 是真的 It's true. I'm not joking.
唉 你就帮个忙嘛 大家都是好兄弟 你就随便给个几块钱嘛 Help me, buddy, even a little bit.
唉 就算是封我的口可以吧 Give me some money, please.
呃…怎么样嘛…啊 I beg you, please.
算了 算了 Forget it.
不能妨碍做生意嘛 - Don't hinder us doing business.
好啦… 不能妨碍做生意嘛 - Okay!....Can't it hinder business
你他妈的找揍啊 Are you fucking looking for a beating?
你怎么样 How do you feel?
没事…… I'm fine.
唉呦呼 见红勒… It's bleeding. Shit.
哎呀 我看真的该看医生了 你就随便给我一个… I must really see a doctor this time. Please give me some money.
- 找麻烦是吧 - 没有……老大 - Want to pay me a beating? - No.
不好意思啊 I'm sorry, brother.
- 找麻烦我奉陪 - 呃 不是…… - I'll beat on if you insist. - No.
哎呀 大家都是好兄弟嘛 对不对 Let's be friendly to each other.
我是食神啊 大家都是好兄弟嘛 Friends, I'm the God of Cookery.
就给我面子嘛 好不好 Please give me face.
对不起啊… Sorry.
妈的 对不起啊… Excuse me.
打他! Beat him!
喂…喂…好了…不要打了… Hey...hey...okay...stop beating...
不要打了 Stop fighting
敢在那抢饭吃啊 How dare you do business here?
再找麻烦把你手剁了 Cut his hand off!
活得不耐烦了…你 Beat him!
什么事呀 - What is it? - Nothing.
好了……没事…… Let me beat him, too.
- 妈的…让我打他一拳一下嘛 - 走啦 - Don't beat anymore. - Please.
- 说了没事嘛 快点回去了…… - 我打他一拳…就一拳… You needn't beg. Move.- Just a blow!
走 走啦 走 - Move.
可以打半拳吗？ May be half blow?
喂…喂 Hello
肚子饿不饿啊 Are you hungry?
有一点 A little bit.
想不想吃东西呀 Want to eat something?
随便啦 As you like.
这饭… This bowl of rice...
好…好吃啊… is very delicious.
喂 还不帮忙 Hey, help us!
鹅头 我只不过是个女人 你想唬我就唬我吧 Goosehead, I'm only a woman.Don't you insult me.
不过当年丧彪喝醉了酒 I remember Uncle Kwan's assistant
当头就砍了我一刀 让我拿着双刀 carved on my head,
由西贡街一直追他追到公众四方街 but I managed to slash him back,
有哪个不认识我双刀火鸡的呀 and now they all call me Twin Dagger Turkey!
大姐我１２岁就在庙街混 什么风浪我没见过 I've seen everything since I've been on Temple Street when I was 12.
你现在带着这个小痞子来砸我的场子啊 And now you tell these assholes to ruin my place?
你吓唬谁呀 - You can't scare me!
火鸡 你说什么呀 - Turkey, what do you mean?
我要是砸你的场子啊…也不会带这么少人来 If I wanted to ruin your place, I'd bring more guys with me.
我来是告诉你一声 以后撒尿虾就归我 I just want to inform you all Pissing shrimp will be ours from now on.
你说归你就归你呀 你以为你是天王老子啊 You think you call the shots here? Who do you think you are?
牛丸那帐我还没跟你算呢 I haven't asked you about beef balls!
照你这么说 你去吃屎吧 As you say, just shit!
总之牛丸就分头来做 撒尿虾就包给我做 Okay, we'll share beef balls. I'll take over pissing shrimp!
那就是不讲规矩喽 We needn't talk about rules, then.
我现在就是跟你讲规矩 I'm setting rules with you now.
咱们把帐分清楚 we make the rules clear.
我跟你四六分帐 你们分四我们分六 We make it 40-60% share.You 40%, we 60%.
你说什么啊 我耳朵是不是聋了啊 No. You think I'm a dummy?
那就九一算了 我九你一 What if we make it 10-90%? I get 90%, and you 10%.
哇靠 wa
把他手给我剁下来 Don't move!
喂 不准动啊 全都给我站好啦 Stand there or I'll cut you, buddy.
你他妈我砍了你 Stand there or I'll cut you, buddy.
不识相啊 Stand properly!
不要乱来啊 Don't mess around! Stand properly!
我把撒尿虾给了你又怎样 你会做吗 Okay, we'll let you have pissing shrimp. Can you handle that?
我们不会你们就会吗 If we can't, you think you can?
我们坚记的撒尿虾呀 本来已经很有名了 Our pissing shrimp is very well-known.
还有啊 辣椒跟淮盐的比例正好 We have the perfect mixture of chili and salt.
油锅里的油天天换 保证没有含油味 We change the oil every night, too.We guarantee we use fresh oil.
火喉十足 连虾壳炸得都又香又脆 We have strong stoves, and the shrimp are crispy.
这么一来就没有撒尿虾的鲜味了 But you spoil the flavor.
哪个王八蛋乱说话 Who's shouting?
总之我的白灼撒尿虾鲜味十足 But our boiled pissing shrimp is better.
白灼 还是做你的狗屁牛丸算了 Shit! Go make your shit beef balls!
你们牛丸做不好 就想独霸撒尿虾是吧 Can't make tasty beef balls and you want to take over pissing shrimp!
这牛丸你不做我做 If you don't make beef balls,
给你打张好牌你都不会上 I 'll take over that too.
争什么啊 You should take what we're offering you!
参在一起做成撒尿牛丸啊 笨蛋 Shit, mix the pissing shrimp and beef balls.
谁啊 谁又在乱搭腔 Who is speaking up again?
老大在这说话 谁又乱插嘴 滚出来 Who dares to interrupt me?
别看着我的人啊 Don't just suspect my guys.
是你的人乱说话 Your's can interrupt, too.
我的人都有家教 肯定不是他们说的 My men are well-educated. They would never interrupt.
是吗 Wouldn't they?
照着说 “争什么 参在一起变成撒尿牛丸啊 笨蛋 ” Each of you speak out."Shit, mix the pissing shrimp and beef balls."
说“笨蛋”了吗 Did that guy say "Shit"?
肯定说了 我是有名的顺风耳 Yes. I have sharp ears.
- 你先说 - 你先说 - You go first! - You go first!
“争什么呀 参在一起做撒尿牛丸啊 笨蛋 ” Shit, mix the pissing shrimp and beef balls.
不是 你 No, not you. You.
“争什么呀 参在一起做撒尿牛丸啊 笨蛋 ” Shit, mix the pissing shrimp and beef balls.
- 你 - 你说 You!
喂 能不能跳着说啊 Must I speak it while swaying?
- 随便 - “撒尿牛丸…” As you like.
- 对不起 我说错了 - 接着说 再说 Shit, mix the...Go ahead.
“参在一起能不能做撒尿牛丸啊 笨蛋 ” Shit, mix the pissing shrimp and beef balls.
- 你说 - 你说 You!
“争啥蔗 和在一起做活尿牛丸 笨蛋 ” Shit, mix the pissing shrimp and beef balls.
你说什么呀 - What did you say?
四川话 - Fukien dialect.
四川话 你回家吃屎吧 你 Fukien dialect? Go home to eat shit!
“争什么呀 撒尿虾” Shit, mix the pissing shrimp...
或是“争什么呀 牛丸” Shit! Beef balls...
- 你 You!
“争什么呀 参在一起做撒尿虾 笨蛋 ” Shit, mix the pissing shrimp and beef balls.
- 你 - 你 You!
你笑什么呀 Why are you laughing?
接着说 Say it.
“争什么啊 参在一起做撒尿牛丸…笨…蛋……” Shit, mix the pissing shrimp and beef balls.
你 You.
“争什么啊……笨蛋…” - Shit, mix...
你 - You.
“争什么啊 参在一起做撒尿…” Shit, mix the pissing shrimp and--
等等 Wait.
你再说一次 Say it again.
说的是你 You!
“争什么……笨蛋…” Shit, mix.
妈的 你再清楚的说一次 - Say it clearly. - Mix!
“争什么啊……笨蛋…” Bastard, it's you!
王八蛋 还说不是你呀 Shit! How can you recognize me?
我自己都不知道自己说什么 你听得出来 王八蛋 还说不是你呀 I don't even know what I said, you can hear it, bastard, and it's not you.
你的声音这么怪 化成灰我也听得出来 Your voice is horrible. I can recognize it easily.
火鸡 他是你的人 该怎么处置 Turkey, he's your guy. What do you say?
拿家伙 Give me the knife.
你这张烂嘴巴 老是多嘴多舌 没大没小的 You bastard, you keep bullshitting.
你是不要小指还是不要大拇指 Which finger do you want me to cut off?
手指甲好不好 - The nail, please. - What?
这是我的地盘 哪个敢动他 How dare you touch him in my place?
你这是什么意思 What do you mean?
他是我的人 我不罩着他以后怎么出来混 He's my guy, so I must speak up for him.
你这是不守规矩了 滚开 You mean you don't follow the rules? Beat it.
去死吧 Bastard!
- 做什么啊… - 停下来啊… What is it?
不要乱来 Don't move!
鸡姐 我想清楚了 Sister Turkey, I've thought it over.
总之撒尿虾 牛肉丸全都归你做 From now on, all pissing shrimp and beef balls belong to you.
这总行了吧 Is that okay?
刚才真是多谢你了 Sorry to bother you.
是兄弟不用说了 It's okay. We're buddies.
像你这么有义气的人真是难找 It's rare to find a righteous person like you.
∮情与义 Righteousness and honesty
∮值千金 Are valuable
∮上刀山 下火海又何妨 I dare to go to hell to fight
∮为知己 牺牲有何憾 I'm willing to sacrifice for friends
∮为娇娃 鲜少一片心 I'm willing to die for girls
好兄弟 Good buddies!
呃呜…好兄弟 Uh oh...Good buddies!
∮血泪为情流 My blood is bleeding for love
∮至死无悔恨 I'm prepared to die
∮有谁人 敢过问 Who dares to challenge me?
撒尿牛丸 Pissing beef balls?
没错 Right.
这弹力…这么好啊 Why are they so elastic?
因为这牛丸的中间是空的 They're empty inside.
道理呢…就像现在鞋底有气的球鞋一样 They're like air-soled sneakers.
喂 我吃一口可不可以 - May I try?
快吃啊 - Quick.
好啊 Very elastic!
- 爽呀 - 好爽啊 - Elastic? - Yes, elastic!
全靠她 We count on her.
双刀火鸡的腕力惊人 Sister Turkey has strong wrist strength.
只有她才能打出这么好的牛丸 Only she can make such perfect beef balls.
平均每份牛肉需要她不停地打２６８００多次 The beef must undergo 26,800 times of beating and mixing.
但是撒尿牛丸…怎么撒尿啊 But why is it called pissing beef balls?
你把它整颗放进嘴里 Try the whole thing and you'll know.
从来没有试过这么清新脱俗的感觉 I've never had this experience before.
牛肉的鲜 撒尿虾的甜 The freshness of beef with the sweetness of shrimp.
混在一起的味道 居然比老鼠斑有过之而无不及 This combination--even better than royal dishes.
这比我的初恋更加诗情画意 It's even better than the memory of my first love.
所谓“举头望明月 低头思故乡” Looking at the moon,which reminds me of my homeland.
好诗 好诗啊 Magnificent poem...
喂 老大 Hello boss
没事吧 你 Are you all right?
走开 Go away
这个太棒啦 This is real good stuff!
我把名字都改了－“爆浆撒尿牛丸” I've thought of a name.Explosive pissing beef balls.
要发财就靠它 We're going to make big money this time.
你疯啦 要发财就靠它 Bullshit! Rely on it to get rich
那么容易发财呀 It's not so easy to make money.
你当我是傻子啊 You think I'm nuts?
我信他 应该怎样做 I buy him. What should we do next?
当然是开间店做好它 先赚它第一笔钱 We should open our first restaurant and earn our first batch of money.
哇啊…… Wow……
那不是可以买一套最新的卡拉ＯＫ啦 Then I can buy a new karaoke set soon.
火鸡 你不怕人笑你 Turkey, you're joking, right?
有了钱当然买楼收租啦 这才叫高招嘛 We should first buy a flat and earn rent money.
当然啦 不过要是换了我…开分店 - Ain't I clever? - Sure.If it were up to me, I would open more branches.
一间变两间 两间变四间 四间变八间 We can open two, then four, then eight branches.
八家以后就上市 上市以后再集资 Then we can become a public company and collect capital.
接着就是炒股票 然后再炒地皮 We can sell shares and do real estate business.
接着…再分开上市 Hell, we can make a sub-division in the stock market.
到时候光是收股息我就噱翻了 With the dividends, we needn't work at all.
你笑呀 你明白啊 You're laughing? You know all this?
倒不是太明白 不过听起来蛮不错的 I don't know, but it all sounds good.
阿婆 来碗撒尿牛丸尝尝啊 Granny, let me serve you pissing beef balls.
吃了不会尿床啊 You won't piss your pants after eating them.
很好吃的 They're very interesting.
免费的这么划算啊 They're really free of charge?
来一碗外卖 One to-go.
诺…这不就做成第一笔生意了 We've done the first transaction already.
离上市集资已经跨近了一大步了 We're one step closer to becoming a public company.
喂 报告还没给我呢 Why haven't you given me the report yet?
喔 来了 Yes, coming.
他吃东西了 He's eating!
就是这家 It's here!
不要钱 进来随便吃啊…… It's free. Come in and eat as much as you can.
谁告诉你说不要钱的 真是的 Not free. What do you mean
干活 -- Action!
本期的城市话题 就是让所有医生都束手无策的厌食症 The hottest issue in town is aversion to food, infecting everyone,
竟然让一颗撒尿牛丸给治好了 but it's been cured by a dish called pissing beef balls.
而且它已经在短时间之内卖到街知巷闻了 It's been a hot seller within a short time.
原来发明这颗撒尿牛丸的人呢… The inventor of pissing beef balls
就是饮食界的传奇人物－前唐朝饮食集团主席 is the legendary man,
曾有食神称号的“史提芬周” Stephen Chow,the former God of Cookery.
对了 史提芬周啊… Stephen Chow,
为什么你的撒尿牛丸会这么受欢迎呢 why are your pissing beef balls so popular?
呃…我想让我回答不太公平 I think it's unfair to ask me.
最好问一下顾客为什么要来捧我的场 You'd better ask the customers why they rush to eat it.
喂 小兄弟 你为什么喜欢吃撒尿牛丸呢 Little boy, why do you like eating pissing beef balls?
自从我吃了撒尿牛丸之后呢… 头脑就变得灵活了好多 Since eating pissing beef balls, I find myself much cleverer.
每次考试都得１００分呢 I've got full marks in every examination.
哇 真是那么厉害啊 Really? So helpful?
我吃完以后更美了 I've become prettier and prettier after eating it.
我吃了之后明显的高了 人也壮了 I've grown a lot since eating it.
自信心又回到了我身边 I've got my confidence back.
你这次重出江湖呢…有不有想东山再起 Are you going to get back your fame since you're such a success here?
东山再起 Get back my fame?
那你可不可以总结一下撒尿牛丸的成功秘诀呢 Could you tell us the secret to the success of your pissing beef balls?
很简单 好吃 新奇又好玩 It's simple, delicious, new and interesting.
好玩 怎么好玩啊 Interesting? How so?
真的要来打乒乓球啊 有没有搞错啊 They're playing ping pong with it?
喂 这个东西真是… This stuff deserves a try.
不但好吃又有噱头 我都忍不住买了一碗 It's tasty and interesting.I couldn't help but buy one for myself.
怎么…怎么让他抓住一点机会就能翻身呢 How'd he get so popular with such trivial stuff?
不用那么担心 我看是小意思 Don't worry. It's just a novelty.
想翻身也没那么容易 He can't create a real business with them.
最怕的事是他还要反击 He'll come for us after he's become famous.
像乒乓球一样有弹性的牛丸… Everyone in HK knows
现在全香港里有谁不知道 these beef balls can be used in ping pong.
呃…是不是吃了真的会撒尿啊 Will I really piss after eating it?
还会拉屎喔 You'll surely have diarrhea after eating it.
是不是奇迹啊 - Isn't it a miracle? - Great!
真是奇迹啊 It is a miracle.
难得你有这么好的开始 Though you've had a good start,
但是你把所有的东西都拿去做抵押 it's a bit risky to pledge all your properties.
开２０间分店 我觉得有一点太冒险了 I find it risky to open 20 branches at the same time.
你觉得有点冒险 You find it risky?
要不先开两间好不好呀 What if we first open two branches?
周先生 你第一步既然已经成功了… Mr. Chow, since you have a first success,
就不必再冒这么大的风险了 you needn't bet all your money on the next step.
用不着这么多废话 你懂个屁呀 我做生意还要你教 Don't bullshit. You know nothing about it.I don't need you to teach me how to run a business.
问题是…根据你以前的记录来看 Mr. Chow, with your past record,
要我们银行借钱给你…是有点困难的 it's hard for our bank to lend you a lump sum.
我认为你是对我的牛丸没有信心 I guess you have no confidence in our beef balls.
说老实话 我真的不知道 我平时很少吃这种街边的东西 In fact, I've never tried them.I seldom eat this kind of food.
试一试 Please try some.
试一试 Try some!
你真的把钱借给他啦 You really lent him the money?
谢谢你 Thanks!
客气什么 我是照着老板的吩咐做的 I'm just doing what you asked me to.
这小子一崛尾股 我就知道他拉什么屎 I know what he has in mind.
想开分店 He wants to open branches.
他的分店全开在山旮旯 All his branches will be in remote places.
赤腊角 沙头角 He has one in an urban area,
最狠在牛头角 还是地下室 but a basement branch.
喂 你有没有学过风水啊 Hey, do you know feng shui?
字你该认识了吧 You know this word?
〝死″ Die!
看到没有啊 死路一条 See? He'll get into an impasse!
要多少就借给他 让他死得更惨一点 Lend him whatever he wants! Let him dig his own grave!
- 合作愉快…啊 - 合作愉快 -Happy cooperation... Ah-Happy cooperation
有钱大家一块赚 we together to earth money
什么 再说一次 What? Please repeat!
他们拿了钱去做罐头了 They've used the money to manufacture cans.
做罐头 - Manufacture cans? - Correct.
是啊 全香港２８００多间超级市场 便利店都会有得卖 They'll be sold in all 2,800 supermarkets and convenient stores.
所有铺子的位置分布图 我都已经输入电脑了 I've input all the shops' locations into the computer.
〝掂″
真猜不透他 I can't predict what he's doing.
这还用说吗 当然了 Of course, I will surely win!
史提芬周啊…你这次凭着撒尿牛丸 Stephen Chow, how do you feel about
入选香港饮食奇才有什么感想啊 being elected the Genius of Food and Beverage?
就好像做了一场梦一样啊 It's like a dream.
这也证明啊…香港是一个出奇迹的地方 It also proves HK is a place for miracles.
只要肯努力 梦想就能够成真 If you work hard, any dream can come true.
坏蛋 Asshole!
你去了哪里呀 这么久没找我 Where have you been? You haven't contacted me in a long time.
我还以为你死了呢 I thought you were dead.
我是死了啊 但是你不得不佩服我 I'm really dead! But you must be convinced!
我为什么要服你呀 Why must I be convinced?
因为我又活过来了啊 You never expected me to be reborn again.
我服了你啦 I'm convinced!
对啦 我也要恭喜你呀 I nearly forgot to congratulate you.
我们大快乐得奖是很平常的 Our restaurants always get awards,
可你们这帮痞子都能得奖 那才难能可贵呢 but it's rare for your lousy friends to get such an award.
是啊 可你们这帮痞子都能得奖 那才难能可贵呢 Yes, but your lousy guys can win prizes,That's precious
你说什么 What did you say?
（他在开玩笑呢 ） 这个世界有很多事是你想不到的 (He is joking)It's a wonderful world.mang thing you can't think of.
这个世界有很多事是你想不到的 You must be really convinced.
正所谓“让你不服都不行呀” As the saying goes, "It won't work if you don't accept it"
我为什么又要服你呀 Why must I be convinced?
如果我拿不到这个奖… If I hadn't got this award,
我哪有资格参加下个月的食神大赛啊 I wouldn't be eligible for the God of Cookery competition next month.
哇 我对你真是心服口服 五体投地了 Wow, I'm really convinced of this.
你真行啊 Smart!
我这样不是让人家说我行 I don't mean to show off.
而是要告诉人家 我失去的我一定拿得回来 I just want to let people know that I can get back what I have lost.
周先生 你可以的 Mr. Chow, you're really skillful,
但是你要认真的学烧菜 but you must try to learn some practical cooking.
中国厨艺训练学院 The Chinese Cookery Academy?
当然记得 我明天就去报名 I'll apply tomorrow morning.
好啊 看到他这个样子我就高兴了 浪子回头嘛 Good! I'm glad to hear that.
说真的啊… 无论你以前多么阴险毒辣 无耻下流 I don't care how wicked or sly you were in the past,
只要你肯改过 我们大家一定会给你机会的 if you improve yourself, we'll surely give you another chance.
你别打我啊 Please don't beat me up.
我这人说话很直率的 为人很真诚 I'm always an honest man. I never lie.
我真的是为你好呀 I say all this to wish you well.
我活了这么大 就是对你看走了眼 My only mistake in my life is underestimating you.
呜～ Mr. Chow...
你们看他的样子 是不是天真又可爱 Look at him.How naive and lovely he is.
又活泼 Very perky, too!
又会撒尿拉屎的勒 You're good at pissing and dumping.
没想到他原来最拿手的就是吃～屎～～ I didn't know you were good at eating shit, too!
去死吧 go to hell
喂…不要…不要 Hey...don't...don't
喂…不要那么激动好不好 Hey...Don't be so excited, okay
喂…冷静点… Hey... Calm down...
喂…不要再扔了 Hey... don't throw it anymore
冷静点 Stop fighting!
不可以打啊 不可以打啊 Can't fight, can't fight
王八蛋 不可以打啊 不可以打啊 You bastard, you can’t fight, you can’t fight
混蛋 bastard,
去死啊 你 you go to hell
去死 to hell
- 揍我 - 不要打啦 Don't move!
好了 alright
我要他横死街头 我要他死 I must kill this bastard! I want him to die!
好呀 让他死喽 Okay! Let's kill him!
冷静点 冷静点啊 你 Calm down. Calm down. You
我要砍死他 冷静点 冷静点啊 你 I want to hack him to death. Calm down. Calm down. You
放开我 let me go
你冷静 你冷静点好不好 Calm down, calm down, okay
冷静点 Stop moving!
放开我 冷静点 Let me go, calm down
放开我 不要动了 Let me go,Stop moving
不要再动啦 Stop moving
在这在这 It's fixed. It's over.
在这呢 It's fixed
全部搞定了 没事了 It's all done, it's okay
什么搞定了 What do you mean "fixed"?
我说有事 我去砍了他 Something is happening. Let me go and find him.
省点力气 You'd better save that.
你呀 You know
就是要打架 我说过动手了吗 nothing but fighting. Did I ask you to fight?
要打我也会先打呀 你以为这是庙街啊 You must observe my examples! This isn't Temple Street.
狗改不了吃屎 You never improve.
看什么看 你是不是也想打我呀 What are you looking at? Want to beat me up, too?
不要理她 Never mind her!
哎 兄弟兄弟呀 Brothers,
大家在庙街都混了十几二十年了 we've been living on Temple Street for 20 years.
接着呢 要上轨道 搬地方 Now we're going to get into big business and go outside.
祝我们的撒尿牛丸生意蒸蒸日上 Wish our pissing beef balls continued success.
好 祝我们的撒尿牛丸生意蒸蒸日上 good, Wish our pissing beef balls continued success.
- 来 - 干杯 - Cheers! - Cheers!
我再祝你明天 上大陆学烧菜 Let me congratulate you on studying cooking in China tomorrow,
早日学成归来 夺回食神的称号 so that you can get back your title of God of Cookery.
关你屁事 That's none of your business.
开玩笑的啦 I was only joking.
各位 我们今天在庙街最后一晚 Everybody, it's our last night in the street.
大家看清楚 Look carefully.
我们明天冲出庙街 放眼世界 We'll rush off of Temple Street tomorrow and challenge the world!
鸡姐说她不肯走啊 Sister Turkey says she won't leave.
她又搞什么呀 What is she thinking?
鸡姐说：“生于斯长于斯嘛 ” Sister Turkey said she will not leave her roots.
从一而终 够传统 找老婆就找这样的 Good! She's going to be a good wife.
我知道你早就想追她了 I know you've loved her for a long time.
泡你 Love you, bastard.
真是的 It's True.
鸡姐以前好漂亮呢 Sister Turkey used to be pretty.
原来你也想追她呀 So he loved her indeed.
真的假的啊 True or Fake?
说真的啊 三年前火鸡是够水准的 Turkey was very pretty three years ago,
不过有一次跟人打架才破了相的 but she had her face marred in a quarrel.
为什么事情跟人打架 Why was she in a quarrel?
没听说过 也没人知道 No one ever told me. I don't know.
这件事问我吧 那天只有我看见了 I know what happened.I was the only witness.
昆叔的手下丧彪 来鸡姐这边吃宵夜 Uncle Kwan's men came to have supper that night.
他拔了鸡姐的旗 He tore apart Turkey's banner.
撕了她的…旗 Tore apart her banner?
谁拔了我的旗呀 Who tore my banner?
你这王八蛋 敢用我摊下的旗来擤鼻涕 You asshole! You tore my banner to wipe your runny nose?
你老妈没有纸给你用啊 Damn it! We provide toilet paper here.
你问过我没有 - Did you bother to ask me?
你说什么呀 - What do you mean?
我喜欢用它揩鼻涕 I like using this to clean my nose.
那又怎么样 What can you do to me?
你知不知道我是谁 敢这样跟我说话 You know who I am? You dare talk to me this way?
不过是个烂旗 让她场子给我砸了 Stop tearing her banner. Just wreck her place now!
杀了她 - Move! - Got it!
他妈的 敢还手 You dare fight back?
当头一刀啊…就由额头砍到到鼻子那 The slash he gave her was from her forehead to her nostrils.
呐 就在她的档口跟前啊 Here, right at the entrance of her stall,
尾龙骨砍了好几刀 断了两条筋 he stabbed into her spine
压中三叉神经 影响了大脑的中枢系统 and that injured her nervous system,
连牙都“翻”出来了 so she has protruding teeth.
唉 鸡姐这辈子就这样了 She has to endure her face all her life now.
这只旗害死她了 That banner really hurt her.
到底是什么旗呀 What banner?
就是你那只旗 It's your banner.
我那只旗 My banner?
你当年食神那只旗 The banner of the God of Cookery.
没骗你吧 I am not cheating you
真是贴满了你的画像呀 Your posters really are everywhere.
尤其是你抱着小孩的那张广告 Especially the one where you're holding a small child.
说你很有爱心 She says you're full of paternal love.
真算是你天字第一号的忠实粉丝呀 She's your number one crazy fan.
食神 God of Cookery!
喂 那可真的要恭喜你啦 I must congratulate you then.
肥雪～ Fat Snow!
你说什么呀 肥雪 What's the meaning of this, Fat Snow?
我问你说什么啊 我叫你不要乱讲的 I'm talking to you.I've asked you not to tell the others.
其实是她叫我找机会讲给你听的 In fact, she asked me to ask you if there's such a chance.
不过既然讲了也就算了 又不是什么丑事 Well, you've told him already.It's nothing to be shameful of.
气死人了 This really irritates me!
明天你一个人回大陆啊 You'll go back alone to China tomorrow?
没有人陪你去啊 我陪你好不好 No one will accompany you? Let me go with you, then.
计程车 Taxi!
喂 你去哪了 Where are you?
还能去哪…在大陆啊 Where? I'm in China.
干嘛走得那么急呀 还能去哪…在大陆啊 You didn't have to run away like that.
怎么说火鸡对你还是有情有义嘛 Turkey is so kind to you.
唉呦 不要说那么多废话了 我现在找不到中国厨艺训练学院在哪 Don't bullshit. I can't find the Chinese Cookery Academy now.
不会啊 我查过了 你再找清楚 I've asked people about it.
是呀…这儿什么都有 有厕所 也有少林寺 Right. I've found everything here-- toilets, temples,
就是没有中国厨艺训练学院 but no Chinese Cookery Academy.
不可能的 No way!
大傻的小妹的老妈的大哥的孩子 在的一个个都说是 Maddy's sister's mother's brother's son says it's there.
他说肯定有 要不你先回来 Why don't you come back first?
还回来 我现在在逃亡啊 你知不知道啊 Come back? Don't you know I'm on the run?
喂 不用怕啊 火鸡不在这儿 Don't worry. Turkey isn't here right now.
你走了以后 她也失踪了 She's disappeared since you went away.
她上哪去了 Where did she go?
捉到你了 I've caught you at last!
呃耶嘿嘿…捉到你了 Good! Got you now!
总算让我抓到你了 You let me catch you at last.
怎么样 能怎么样 What happened? What happened?
我买了很多日用品给你呀 I've bought you a bunch of daily sundries.
那天你走得那么快 来不及给你呀 You left so hastily, I couldn't give them to you then.
我专门带上来给你的 So I came all the way for you.
买的东西不要别浪费啊 Don't waste all this stuff.
谢谢你啊 Thanks.
喂 帮我做件事情 Hey, please do me a favor.
在这个心旁边多画一个心 再画一个箭穿过它 Draw a heart here,with an arrow passing through it.
你不要这样啦 Stop fooling around.
留给我做个纪念嘛 来嘛 Just a souvenir, come on.
鸡姐 大家是好兄弟 我坦白跟你说 Turkey, I have to tell you,
你给伤成这个样子了 我真的是很遗憾 I'm sorry this happened to you.
也非常的感动 I'm really touched,
我真的不希望你变成这个样子 你明白不明白啊 but I don't want that, you know?
我明白 来呀 Sure, of course I know.
来先…帮我画 Come on, draw it for me. Come on.
帮你画个心没问题 画心很容易 No problem. Drawing a heart is nothing special.
但是大家既然是好兄弟 很多事一定要讲清楚 We're pals. Let's make things clear first.
喂 我千山万水地到这里… I've come all the way here
…叫你帮我画个心嘛 just to ask you to draw me a heart,
这你都不愿意 and you're losing your temper over it?
你不念在我为你做了这么多的事… Even if you forget that I've done so much for you,
也该念在我为你挡了这么多刀啊 you must remember that I covered for you and got injured.
事情并不是我叫你去帮我做的 对不对 I didn't ask you to do all this for me.
刀也不是我叫你去帮我挡的啊 I didn't ask you to get injured for me, either.
其实关我什么屁事呢… What's that got to do with me?
照你这么说的话 那每个人过来帮我挡两刀… According to your theory, if everyone gets injured for me,
…就要我这样 又要我那样 那我不是烦死了 then I'd be running into a lot of trouble.
很多事天注定 有就有 没有就没有 Many things are destined and planned by the heavens.
要是没有 就是再挡２０刀也没有用 You can't help if you're injured 20 more times,
你知道吗 you know?
明白吗 Do you understand?
喂 Hey
喂 你明不明白啊 Hey, do you understand?
喂 Hey
呜啊 Ooh
九星连珠 Nine Stars joining into one.
发表一下意见啊 Express your opinion
今天有没有信心拿奖啊 Are you confident to win the prize today?
怎么样 对今天的奖项有没有信心呀 今天有没有信心拿奖啊 How do you have confidence in today's award? Do you have confidence in today's award?
怎么样 对今天的奖项有没有信心呀 发表一下意见 How do you have confidence in today’s award? Give me your opinion
- 说一下 - 两句嘛 发表一下意见 -Tell me a few words. Let me give your opinion
搞定了 Okay.
怎么会这样呢 - How come?
怎么了 - What?
百年难逢一遇的九星连珠 怎么这么巧出在今晚 It's a rare astrological phenomena-- nine stars joining into one.
九星连珠 必有怪异 nine stars joining into one. When this happens, something strange occurs.
放心吧 他会永远消失的 Don't worry. He'll disappear forever.
第２８届超级食神大赛 The 28th competition of the God of Cookery
还有一分钟就开始了 will start in one minute.
首先有请今晚的评判 Let's have the honor of our judge,
国际美食评审主席 有美公主之称的 Chairperson of the International Gourmet Society,the Princess of Taste,
薜家燕 Miss Nancy Sit.
哼 Hum
还有半分钟 Half a minute to go.
根据大会的规定 所有迟到的参赛者一律取消资格 According to the rules,all late-comers will be disqualified.
绝不讲情面 No excuse is allowed.
请各位参赛者就位 All participants, please get into your positions.
我已经查过了 真的没人来了 I've checked. No one is coming.
比赛即将开始 The competition will begin soon.
妈的 吓死我了 Bastard. Scared me.
喔伊 他不是… Isn't he...
大婶 麻烦你再撑快一点好不好 Madam, please go faster.
这已经是最快了 This is the fastest I can go.
那没办法了 No way out.
刚刚好赶上 Arrived just in time.
你 You--
啊弥陀佛 Amida Buddha.
请问你是哪一位 Who are you?
少林寺方丈 法号“梦遗” Dean of the Shaolin Monastery.My name is Wet Dream.
啊弥陀佛 Amida Buddha.
我随风而来 随风而去 I come and go with the wind.
喂 我是史提芬周的老朋友 给我个面子嘛 Hey, I'm a good friend of Stephen Chow's.Please respect me.
喂 拜托 拜托啦 I beg you, please. Please.
保安 把闲杂的人赶出去以后… Security, throw this guy out.
…顺便关窗上锁 Please close the gate
别再让有“梦遗”的人进来 and prevent anyone with wet dreams coming in.
好了 最后一位参赛者已经赶到了 Okay, the last participant has arrived.
比赛正式开始 The match starts now.
敌不动 我不动 I won't move until my enemies take action.
哎呀 Damn
方丈 我只想问你 史提芬周怎么会搞成这样 I'd like to know why Stephen Chow looks like this.
为什么装古装啊 方丈 我只想问你 史提芬周怎么会搞成这样 - Why does he dress in ancient clothing?
为什么装古装啊 头发怎么白了 - Why has his hair become white?
头发怎么白了 - Why has his hair become white?
还有啊 他又踏水又飞天… 头发怎么白了 Also, he stepped on the water and flew into the sky... Why is his hair gray?
是不是吊威牙呀 Is there a wire so that he can fly over water?
施主他…已经成为少林寺的俗家弟子 Sir, he's now a disciple of the Shaolin Monastery.
“少林寺”
啊弥陀佛 Amida Buddha.
一字记之“缘” 他和佛有缘 I can only tell you he's linked with Buddha.
老纳本着慈悲为怀的心 收留了他 Out of sympathy, I took him in as a disciple.
别动 Don't move!
你呢…就让那有毒的刺给刺中了 You have wounded by poisonous thorns.
现在幸亏毒还没走到百会穴 Luckily, the poison didn't get to your brain.
要不是这样 你就死定了 Otherwise, you would have died instantly.
我已经帮你把毒吸得差不多了 I've sucked out 80% of the poison already.
现在就只剩这里了 让我接着帮你吸 Let me suck the remaining poison,
拜托啊 please.
走开啦 Leave me alone!
你既然不让我吸 我也不勉强你 I won't force you since you refuse.
这次你麻烦大了 方丈人很小心眼 You're in trouble. The dean is very narrow-mined.
我最恨别人背后说我坏话 I hate people talking about me behind my back.
出局 Out!
我出局 Me out?
现在是选食神 不是选马戏团的小丑 We're choosing the God of Cookery, not a clown for a circus.
食神除了烧菜好吃之外… Besides being a master in cooking,
…台型也很重要 the God of Cookery must be smart.
凭你也想做食神 You want to be the God of Cookery?
没那么容易 No way!
少林寺十八铜人 The 18 Brass Men of the Shaolin Monastery?
没错 少林寺十八铜人 Right! The 18 Brass Men of the Shaolin Monastery!
得罪了方丈 还想走 没那么容易 You've enraged the dean. You want to escape? No way!
ＯＵＴ
为什么何 Why?
瞧你这德行 老爸死啊 Look at you. Has your father just died?
愁眉苦脸的 回家种苦瓜去吧 Go home and face the mirror!
出局 Out!
看什么啊 What are you looking at?
ＯＵＴ Why?
作为一个食神 最重要的就是专心一致 To be God of Cookery, one must have concentration.
我只做了一点点动作 你们就傻站在这里 All of you keep standing there
成何体统 when I'm only moving.
太让我失望了 Shit!You disappoint me.
ＯＵＴ 出局 Out!
要是再踢人出局 恐怕就没有人比赛了 lf you keep throwing them out, there'll be no one left.
这个…我心里有数 I know that.
全神贯注 气定神闲 由头到尾都没看过我一眼的 From the beginning of the competition,I found two guys who've remained calm.
只有他们两个…才有资格 They are the only two qualified participants.
为什么要杀人 Why did you kill?
你教我的 You taught me that.
因为我喜欢 And I like it.
放下屠刀 立地成佛 Please reform and believe in Buddha.
佛就是佛喽 不过是做佛跳墙 Well, I'm making the dish Buddha Jumping Wall.
怎么那么巧 我做的也是佛跳墙 What a coincidence! I'm making Buddha Jumping Wall, too.
省省吧 save it
别以为染了白头发 穿上古装就真有两下子了 Don't think you'll ensure victory by dressing in ancient garb.
呀啊 Ah ah
我也是呀 想抢食神的位子 下辈子吧 I can do that, too!Want to become God of Cookery? Over your dead body!
倚天切 Super-style cutting!
屠龙斩 Supreme-style chopping!
好刀法 Good chopping!
这么快呀 So fast.
降龙十八炒 18-style frying!
打狗铲 Dog-beating sauting!
炒得好 Good frying!
抗议 他学我 Objection! He's copying me!
有这种事吗 Is he?
我做什么他做什么 He does exactly as I do!
不会吧 Does he?
诺…你看见了 There! You see?
比赛就是这样的 好像跑步 游泳一样 But this is a competition.It's like racing and swimming.
还不是你做什么他做什么 Everyone is doing the same thing.
有什么好抗议的啊 There's nothing to object.
抗议无效 Overruled.
多谢 Thanks!
混蛋 Bastard!
看你还有没有手接 Let's see how you catch this knife.
啊叔啊… Uncle...
没事 没事 只是刀背 刀背 Nothing serious. It's only the back of the knife.
真的是刀背呀 The back of the knife?
去 Right.
你真的进了中国厨艺训练学院 You've really been to the Chinese Cookery Academy?
少来了 中国厨艺训练学院就是少林寺的厨房 Stop pretending.The Chinese Cookery Academy is indeed the kitchen of the Shaolin Monastery.
你根本是少林寺的叛徒 You're also a dropout of the Shaolin Monastery.
不可能的… Impossible!
我学艺十年 你只不过去了一个月 不可能这么厉害 I studied for ten years, but you've studied for only a month.- You can't be this good!
这种事要看天份 - It all depends on talent.
少林寺十八铜人 The 18 Brass Men of the Shaolin Monastery!
又是你们 Damned fools!
好 一块十 Okay, the small 10.
怎么样 How?
一个十是不是呀,有没有啊 One 10, right? Pass. Is there any
ＰＡＳＳ啦 Pass? I know you will pass me.
唉 你都这种臭牌,该我了 Oh, you are such a stinky card,- Queen - Queen?
Ｑ
我到底什么时候才能从这里出去呀 Man, when can I leave this place?
小声点… Only after the dean says so.
大老二 Big Second
方丈什么时候罢休就放你出去 When the abbot gives up, he will let you out
那方丈他什么时候才会罢休呢 老大 真是的 When will the dean say that, man?
喂 你看见那边扫地那老头儿没有 Look, that old bag enraged the dean
他１３岁因为得罪了方丈 when he was 13.
关到现在 So he's been detained here since.
你自己想一想吧,就是啊 Think about it for yourself,What does that mean?
这…这算什么呀 - You pass five of a kind?
算什么 - Pass.
这可是你自己说的啊 玩三倍 你输了 罚三倍 What does that mean? You lost double this time.
可恶呀 你们欺人太甚啦 Unreasonable!
少林寺十八铜人 The 18 Brass Men of Shaolin Monastery!
不单只在少林寺的厨房学到烧菜的秘诀… While I learned culinary skills in the kitchen of the Shaolin Monastery,
…更在十八铜人身上学到上乘的武功 I also learned supreme kung fu from the 18 Brass Men.
这帮金秃驴 果然不同凡响 The 18 Brass Men are really great.
我不信 I can't believe it!
好轻功 Good Flying Skills!
轻功的奥妙之处… 就是可以让一个好像肥猪那么重的人 The secret of Flying Skills is that it can make a man who's as heavy as a seal
飞到半空之中 而且还可以叫得像杀猪一样 fly up high in the sky, and make ghosts cry.
王八蛋 Ｋ死你 Ｋ死你 Bastard, kill you, kill you
好折蹬 Good Folding Chair!
折蹬的奥妙之处… 他可以藏在民居之中 随手可得 The secret of Folding Chair is hidden in the common household.
还可以坐着它来掩藏杀机 We can sit on them and turn them into weapons.
就算给警察抓了也告不了你 Even police can't charge you for possessing them.
真不愧为七种武器之首 It's ranked in the top seven weapons.
哼哼 hump
喂 喂 hey
再打两下好了啊 还有三分钟 看看时间啊 Just two more whacks.Only three minutes left. Watch out for the time.
喂 大师啊…你是不是也要说一下呢,别吵啦 Hello, master... Do you want to say something too,Stop shouting!
坏了 It's bad.
坏 坏什么呀 It's bad? How bad?
佛跳墙做到会爆炸 是不容许的 We do not allow Buddha Jumping Wall to explode.
应该踢你出局了 You should be disqualified!
不过念在你有创意 够噱头 But I consider you quite creative.
还有两分钟 再做个啦 Two minutes left. Make another one.
还有两分钟 你做鱼生还差不多 Only two minutes! You can only make sashimi.
认输吧 小子 Give up, man!
好内功 Good Internal Skills!
原来是用内力 加快提高了温度 He uses Internal Skills to raise the temperature
让原来需要用７７４９个钟头炖的佛跳墙 so that the Buddha Jumping Wall, which usually takes 49 hours to cook,
只需要两分钟就搞定 can now be made in 2 minutes.
请问大师… 你这一生吃过最好的东西是什么么 May I ask what is the most delicious thing you've ever eaten in your life?
施主 这个问题要问你自己才对 You should ask yourself this question.
问我自已 Ask myself?
不错 Right.
大师呀大师 你跟谁说话啊 Who are you talking to?
这个叫做千里传音 This is supersonic chatting.
这招是… - This is...
九阴真经 - Kouyum Skill?
错 Wrong!
这招叫“黯然销魂手” This is Sorrowful Hand.
“黯然销魂手” Sorrowful Hand?
这招是…施主由心而发自创的招式 This is a style he created.
有一天 我看见施主很黯然地… One day, I saw him
在那里唱歌 singing sorrowfully.
∮情与义 值千金 Righteousness and honesty are valuable
∮上刀山 下火海又何妨 I dare to go to hell to fight
∮为知己 牺牲有何憾 I'm willing to sacrifice for buddies
∮为娇娃… I'm willing to die for girls...
施主他一夜白了发 情深义重 His hair turned white overnight.His love is so deep.
问世间情是何物 直教生死相许 What is love?Why is it forever?
我见施主他痴心一片 所以我就原谅了他 Realizing he was haunted by love,I forgave him.
想不到大师也是性情中人 I never knew you were such a romantic.
少林绝学火云掌 A lost skill of the Shaolin Monastery--Fire Fist!
时间到 比赛完毕 Time's up! The challenge is over!
好香啊 It smells good!
哇 好香喔 - It smells good! - Right!
是啊 是啊 Yeah, this is...
超级无敌海景佛跳墙 这盅是…Super Sea View Buddha Jumping Wall!
好～好～好～ Good!
这种由内功炖出来的佛跳墙 不但火候十足… This Buddha Jumping Wall prepared by Internal Skills
…而且味浓而不重 酥脆而不焦 is very well prepared.Not thick nor thin, and not so greasy.
九种材料都是极品 足足有九九八十一种变化 The 9 ingredients make up a total of 81 varieties.
不但味道层次分明 而且做到了浑然一体 The layer of flavors stack up one on top of another.
不愧为超级无敌海景佛跳墙 It deserves to be called Super Sea View Buddha Jumping Wall!
这碗是… And this is...
黯然销魂饭 Sorrowful Rice.
你少装蒜了 叉烧饭就是叉烧饭 What's wrong with you?
加个荷包蛋 最多值二十几块钱一碗 That's just ordinary BBQ Pork Rice with an extra egg on it.
黯什么然销什么魂饭啊 Costs only $22 at the most.
别装模作样了 小子 Why do you call it Sorrowful Rice?
荒谬 我大胆地说一句 Don't pretend to be smart!
在我面前没人敢装模作样的 你给我安静一点 Bullshit! No one says "smart" in my presence.Will you please keep quiet?
叉烧 好吃啊 BBQ Pork!
我从没吃过这么好吃的叉烧 Great BBQ Pork!I've never eaten such great BBQ Pork before!
救命啊…… Help!
叉烧的肉汁震在纤维里面 The gravy is kept inside the meat.
好似江河汇聚 而且里面的肉筋被内力打碎 It’s like rivers converge and the muscles inside are broken by internal force
入口即之松化 It's so tender and juicy.
再配合用火云掌煎成的糖心荷包蛋 It's so soft and bouncy to eat.
哇 这叉烧太棒了 尘世间没有形容词可以形容它啦 With the extra egg made by Fire Fist,the taste of BBQ Pork is unbelievable.
为什么 为什么 为什么 Why?
为什么让我吃到一碗这么好的叉烧饭 Why do you let me eat such a great bowl of BBQ Pork Rice?
如果我以后吃不到怎么办啊 What shall I do if you don't cook it for me in future?
……啊…… ...ah....
哎 这是怎么了 What is it?
我怎么会流泪呢 Why do tears stream from my eyes?
有一种哀伤感 I am filled with sorrow.
是洋葱 我加了洋葱 It's onion.I've added onion inside.
实在太贴切了 It hits the spot!
原来是洋葱啊 So there's onion!
吃了这碗饭 令人感动地流泪 This bowl of rice is really touching.
怪不得叫做黯然销魂饭 No wonder it's called Sorrowful Rice.
实在太黯然了 It's really heartbreaking!
太销魂了 It's too touching!
简直太好了 Wonderful!
可惜 However...
都怪我老公爱寻花问柳 让人家捉奸在床 If my husband were not so horny and caught in a sting...
我嗜赌成性 打牌被人家陷害让人家捉住 If I were not so greedy and caught cheating...
最惨的就是我的乖儿子让他们拉进了黑社会 The worst is...Even my good son has been kicked and has now joined the triad.
叫老大,--老大 - Greet the boss.- Boss.
让那帮家伙捉住我的把柄要胁我 These guys are really holding me by the balls.
今晚的食神是 The God of Cookery is...
唐牛 Bull Tong!
唐牛才是食神 Bull Tong is finally the God of Cookery!
哇 好棒啊 wa,Great
说了那么多废话 还不是要选我 You've wasted your breath. You still have to choose me.
好啊 太好了 Wa,Great
太好了 恭喜 Great, congratulations
太棒了，哼 Excellent, hum
根本就没有食神 There's no God of Cookery.
啊 什么 What? What did you say?
或者人人都是食神 - Maybe everyone is God of Cookery.
什么 - What do you mean?
少说废话 颁奖 Stop bullshitting. Present the award.
（对 颁奖啊……） Present the award
老爸老妈 老大跟小妹 男孩女孩 只要用心… Even parents, brothers, sisters and lovers, as long as they have heart...
你说什么 What do you mean?
人人都是食神 Anyone can become God of Cookery.
这人输得发疯了 给他叫救护车 He's gone crazy from losing. Call for an ambulance.
食神归位 God of Cookery, get back to your position.
食神 你本来是掌管烧菜的神仙 God of Cookery, you used to be the saint of cooking skills,
因犯天条 而被贬到人间 but you broke heaven's rules,so you were punished by your descent to earth.
受三十六劫 七十二难 Suffer thirty-six calamities and seventy-two hardships
今天你终于领悟到食的真谛 Today you finally know the truth about cooking.
刚才你煮的饭 真情流露 Today, You've shown your love in the rice you cooked.
连玉皇大帝都深受感动 Even the King of Heaven is impressed.
虽然 你动了神心 泄漏天玑 本应受罚 But you revealed heaven's secret. You should be punished.
但是念你用心良苦 一网情深 故网开一面 I spare you now, as you did that out of deep love.
史蒂芬 你算是落足本钱了 Stephen, you've invested a lot!
神仙都请出来了 You even hired fake angels.
把神仙请出来啊 给我瞧瞧 Good! I'll see what you can do with the angel.
啊 装神仙 你装神仙… Ask the angel to help you.
- 装神仙… - 你这只臭嘴狗 贪吃又不守门口 You black-mouthed dog. You didn't post guards at the door.
现在我要把你打回原形 I must restore your original appearance.
哎呦 变…成…狗了 Oh, it's... it's... a dog
你是不是也想试一试 You want some, too?
呃 不是不是 不关我的事啊 No! None of my business.
我是闲着没事路过的 I'm only passing by!
这里的人我完全不认识啊 I know no one in here.
尤其是那边乱开枪的那个 我都不知道他是谁啊 I don't know the guys who were shooting!
废话 连狗都不如 Bullshit. You're worse than a dog.
蛤啊 Clam
蛤…啊… Clam...ah
蛤…啊 Clam...ah
啊 叔叔真的变狗啦 Uncle really turned into a dog!
胡说 我不是好好的吗 Ridiculous! Nothing happened to me!
全都是幻觉 This is only an illusion!
吓不倒我的 You don't scare me!
什么都有可能的 圣诞节嘛 Anything is possible. Is it Christmas now?
你额有朝天骨 眼中有灵光 Sir, you were born with angel's bones, your eyes show holy light.
是神仙下凡啊 You're an angel descended to earth. I've found you at last!
有没有这么多神仙呀 How come there are so many angels?
有 Yes!
正是举头三尺有神灵 其实满街都是神仙呀 Angels are everywhere in the street.
诺 圣诞老人也是神仙啊 Even Santa Claus is an angel.
哇 越说越离谱了 Don't bullshit me!
喂 等等 不喜欢听神仙 那就讲姻缘啊 Wait! I can tell you about your marriage.
伸出手来看看 Show me your palm.
有这种事 不会吧 Is it really true? No way?
是真的 It's true.
我们不去看你比赛 是她的意思 It was she who asked us not to be present at the competition.
怕你分心呀 She was concerned you would lose concentration.
是呀 - Yes.
不会吧 - No way!
是真的啊 Really.
那颗子弹啊…被金牙挡住了 She deflected the bullet with her gold teeth.
不仅没有死啊… She survived.
…医生还顺便替她换了暴牙 The doctor gave her new teeth
脸上也磨了皮 这回是因祸得福了 and even plastic surgery.She's become pretty now.
不会吧 No way!
是真的 It's true!
嘿…她正赶来呢 Look! Here she comes.
喜欢吗 Isn't it pretty?
喂 喜欢不喜欢都要说句话呀 Hey, say something. Isn't she pretty?
事到如今 还有什么好说的啊 I shouldn't say anything now.
还给你 Giving it back to you!
周先生 Mr. Chow...
停下，别动 Stop! Don't move!
如果你动，我会把你的腿砍掉。 I'll chop your legs off if you move.
无论谁动逗得死 Whoever moves will die.
别动 Don't move!
如果你动，我会把你的腿砍掉。 Don't move! I'll chop your legs off!
别想逃跑 Don't you try to run away.
我会打扁你 I'll beat you up.
别动 Don't move!
我打你 I'll beat you up.
你们大家一遍又一遍地重复这句话。 All of you repeat the sentence one by one.
当然 Of course!
王八蛋。 你以为我听不到你说话吗？ Son of a bitch. You think I can't hear you?
哦，没有 Oh, no.
行错了。 Wrong line.
我喜欢你的忠诚 I like your loyalty.
义与诚实 Righteousness and honesty
都是可贵的 Are valuable
滚开 Fuck off.
你敢打他？ You dare to hit him?
不准拍照 No pictures!
滚开 Stay away!
嘿，剪掉！ 停止。 Hey, it's a cut! Stop.
Cut! 剪掉
兄弟节！ Brother Dat!
他晕了。 看看他还好吗。 He fainted. See if he's okay.
别担心，剪掉 Don't worry. Cut!
他流血了，帮帮忙 He's bleeding! Help!